Teen logic

Me: healthy food blah blah blah healthy food blah blah blah

Ella: you know, if there's every some crazy apocalyptic end of the world scenario, you're going to die, right?

Me: Why?

Ella: Because once all the healthy food rots, which it will, all that'll be left is processed stuff, and you'll be afraid to eat it, and even if you do eat it, your body won't be used to the chemicals, and it'll get y

ou sick.

Me: So you are suggesting that I eat processed food to build a tolerance for the chemicals and stuff in the event that the world comes to an end?

Ella: Yes.

Me: No.

Ella: Fine then, while you're trying to run away with a stomach ache, we'll all be getting away while a zombie is eating you.